Who doesn’t want a little AliSUN in their day?
Anyone who doesn’t read this blog, apparently.
I ran to the soothing sounds of having New Moon read to me. Finally someone who reads TO ME!
I set out to run 5 miles and was back in about 40 minutes. I was ready to be done running but not ready to head back inside yet so I hopped on my bike for a 20 minute cool down ride and took advantage of the opportunity for a slightly longer work out today.
Home in time to be joined by a one armed carrot for lunch.
What do you call an elephant with a carrot stuffed in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
I’m sorry. I googled one armed carrot jokes but I got nothing.
At least the next person who googles “One Armed Carrot Jokes” should wind up here. Too bad I’ve got nothing. FOOLED YOU!
(If you are reading this post because you googled one armed carrot jokes, please report back with any good one armed carrot jokes you come up with so I’ve got one for next time.)
After listening to the sound of a one armed carrot clapping I enjoyed a giant salad and sound of Jillan yelling.
Oh Jillian how I’ve missed you!
The phone rang tonight during bathtime and it was Zachary Green Juice Lover calling to report his motorcycle was out of juice and he needed to be rescued. I pulled my two prunes out of the tub and off we went on a rescue mission.
Can you make out Zak in that pic? Are you making out with my husband?? *slap slap slap*
Words from the Weeds on the car ride to save dad?
Ava: Look! A wishing star! I wish I was a princess who never burped or farted! Isn’t that a good wish, mom?
Why yes, that is a good wish. I can’t say I haven’t wished that one myself. For both of us.
Do you like that bite missing from the hummus on Ezekiel toast? Are you admiring how perfect my bite is? Two years of orthodontia baby! All leading up to this moment. You can thank my mom and dad in the comments for that.
It’s late and I’m feeling punchy (in case you couldn’t tell) from googling one armed carrot jokes and rescuing men and leftovers and wishing I was burpless fart free princess. I’m wishing that for you tonight too. You’re welcome.