______! (Curse Word)
This picture does NOT do my rear tire justice but it is as flat as _________ (singular noun).
Thank God ______ (man’s name) worked from home today. I called him on my cell phone and had him come _____ (verb) me up.
I walked/_______ (verb) holding my bike in one ________ (body part) and _____ (number) minutes later ______ (man’s name) arrived.
He brought me a pair of _______ (article of clothing) and said we were going shopping to the _______ (noun) center.
Our loot.
Back home with my plants and a flat tire, I felt _______ (adjective) when I got the mail and had a little _______ (noun).
Tonight for ________ (meal) we had _______ (plural noun) with our ketchup.
Then the phone rang and unfortunately I left the ________ (plural noun) unattended upstairs in my office with a pair of scissors.
_____! (Curse word)
I felt better when I remembered the new pin I got today for _____ (number between 24 and 26) cents.
I’m such a _______. (noun)
Good luck! And be glad I’m not homeschooling YOU.
Mama's Weeds 
This picture does NOT do my rear tire justice but it is as flat as my behind (singular noun). Thank God Larry (man’s name) worked from home today. I called him on my cell phone and had him come skip (verb) me up.
I walked/frolicing (verb) holding my bike in one nose (body part) and _____ 4.76 (number) minutes later Pierre Sanchez (man’s name) arrived.
He brought me a pair of pantyhose (article of clothing) and said we were going shopping to the hotdog (noun) center.
THIS WAS SO FUN!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
LOVED it!
I am dreading the day my kids cut their hair. I know I will leave out the scissors, and I know they are going to do it.
Cute post!
hahaha..Alison, that has got to be the most entertaining post yet. I loved it!!!!
Sorry about your bike. How far from home were you? Glad Zak was there to come get you.
What kind of veggie plants did you buy?
Did Max cut her hair?
Jennifer, I was about 4 miles from home, only 20 minutes into my planned hour ride! ARGH!
We got PURPLE peppers, tomato plants, cukes, and an acorn squash plant.
And yes, that was Maxine that cut her hair.
Robin, I think cutting their hair is a childhood rite of passage!! ugh.